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houndsofbalthazar:

anyway I’m teaching pirate how to play board games

houndsofbalthazar:

anyway I’m teaching pirate how to play board games

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evelyn-forever:

qaera:

formally reneging on my previous selfie hiatus to show u how cute my wombat is (he protects me while I watch tv (v important job) and we cuddle) look at himmmmm

ahhh youre 2 cute 4 me

to remind u how good my wombat is he gave me a pep talk before my second interview today and oh yah I got the job

evelyn-forever:

qaera:

formally reneging on my previous selfie hiatus to show u how cute my wombat is (he protects me while I watch tv (v important job) and we cuddle) look at himmmmm

ahhh youre 2 cute 4 me

to remind u how good my wombat is he gave me a pep talk before my second interview today and oh yah I got the job

(via evelyn-forever)

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fuckkkk I just told my dad I was worried about my chest being conspicuous and he was like “you don’t have to worry about that”

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  • me: hey dad can you make me some coffee for my second interview
  • dad: sure wonderful, favorite child of mine
  • *20 minutes later*
  • me: hey dad did you make me coffee
  • dad: no
  • me: uhhh why
  • dad: can't ya see im working here?
  • me: you're working here?! I'm working here!
  • dad: I'm wOrking hEre
  • me: im WORKing here
  • dad: I'm working HERE
  • me: cantcha see I'M WORKING HERE
  • dad: I'M WORKING HERE
  • me: I AM WORKING HERE
  • dad: I'm working here.
  • me: oh jeez sorry let me get the coffee for I'm WORKing HERE
  • dad: I
  • dad: AM
  • dad: WORKING
  • dad: HERE
  • dad: how do you take it again
  • me: cream and two sugars

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april-11-1954 my brand is strong <3

april-11-1954 my brand is strong <3

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i brushed my hair while the conditioner was in and now it looks super rad wtf

i brushed my hair while the conditioner was in and now it looks super rad wtf

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waking up at 4am cause it’s not like i have an interview or anything before noon
also fuck waking up alone

*1

i thought crying yourself to sleep was a cliché lmao

*8
thelemicgnostic:

I am in a good mood today
Tagged appropriately

hot

thelemicgnostic:

I am in a good mood today

Tagged appropriately

hot

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trans girls are so Perfect… “how are you so Majestic and Beautiful and Humble” u may ask. idk I just am. as are every other dmab transfeminine peeps (shoutout to the nb crowd ilu)